I can't say I've ever had "the devolvement of Chris Hemsworth's biceps" on my wishlist, but lo and behold, it has happened. His dedication to his acting career has taken to him to new levels of calorie consumption, all in the name of turning his hulking, chiseled body into that of an abandoned sailor. Remember this?

Chris Hemsworth's chest and arms

You're gonig to have to put it out of your mind, because Chris is now starring in the dramaIn the Heart of the Sea,a true tale that inspired the one and only Moby Dick. This is notable for two reasons: Not only can this burly Australian now share clothing with me (probably), but this also marks the first time isn't the largest mammal on our screens. (OK, so the whale probably isn't real, but you know what I mean.) Chris tweeted over the weekend to announce this crash diet:

Great. I was hoping I'd never have to lose myself in the Atlantic to be my Dream Weight. He included a picture, of course:

Who does this remind you of?

It looks like Wilson might be out of a job.