The genre of "Hallmark Christmas Movies" has exploded in popularity over the past half-decade and evolved into a self-referential annual batch of flicks purposefully made to be "so bad that they're good." But has anyone paid attention to just how gay Christmas movies have become? Netflix put its stamp on the Hallmark-style Christmas movie by upping the sex factor to a ten. Their thought process? Middle-aged women are the intended audience for these flicks, and middle-aged women love the D as much as they love holiday cheer.
But by catering to horny middle-aged women, Netflix has created what we can only describe as softcore gay pornography, and today we're rounding up the holiday movies - from Netflix and beyond - that are destined to turn America gay. 2024 was the most egregious offender, with Hot Frosty and The Merry Gentlemen. The former is about an anatomically correct male snowman who comes to life and the latter is about a group of men led by Chad Michael Murray who strip to save a small town theater.
Ladies, hide your husbands, or else you'll be the one who is single on Christmas!
