It’s a 4K boner-nanza this week, with three titles with dudity getting special releases. You’ll want to get your hands on these high-definition heinies while you can, and Mr. Man has all the sweet deets on these sweet seats!

Major League 4K Blu-Ray

In honor of the film’s 35th anniversary, a new 4K edition of the original 1989 comedy is hitting shelves. We’d almost forgotten how many young hotties were on the Cleveland Indians’ roster, but what we couldn’t forget was seeing Corbin Bernsen’s butt cheeks and back sack in the locker room. It gives new meaning to the term “Play Ball!”

COMING TO BLU-RAY: Major League, First Blood, and Guardians of the Galaxy 4.2.24

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First Blood 4K Blu-Ray

Another 80s staple out today is the 4K release of the first film featuring Sylvester Stallone as ex-Green Beret John Rambo. The blood will be rushing to your hose when you see the Italian Stallion’s bare ass getting hosed down in prison.

COMING TO BLU-RAY: Major League, First Blood, and Guardians of the Galaxy 4.2.24

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Guardians of the Galaxy 4K Blu-Ray

There are also a few special editions of Marvel movies getting released today, including the 2014 James Gunn classic that gifted us a bulging, shirtless Chris Pratt and some distant badonkadonk from the always-sexy Lee Pace.

COMING TO BLU-RAY: Major League, First Blood, and Guardians of the Galaxy 4.2.24COMING TO BLU-RAY: Major League, First Blood, and Guardians of the Galaxy 4.2.24

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