Every once in a while a new nude celebrity comes around so perfect that we have to give him a special shoutout. Today that man is Jack Armstrong, the British actor who is taking Mr. Man by storm with his gigantic ass. Armstrong is just one of the many nude men in the new queer British series Patterns. This low-budget drama about interconnecting relationships harkens back to the early years of no holds barred gay shows, and we love it.
Jack got our attention with his cute face, insanely hacked body with huge muscles, hot manly package, and an absolute shelf of an ass. You could serve a five-course meal off of that thing. You could play a game of chess on that thing. You could fold a full load of laundry on that thing. You could do a lot with that thing! We get a couple of opportunities to enjoy the junk in Jack's trunk. He shows both sides of his nude body while taking a shower and gives us a nice view of his hairy crack as he cuddles in bed with Rufus Shaljean after sex.
The real question is: Does Jack Armstrong have the best ass of any actor? You could certainly make this case, add we wouldn't blame anyone for making Jack's ass their number one.
We are so obsessed with Jack that we turned his nude scenes in Patterns into GIFs... so you don't have to. Check out our best Jack Armstrong content below!
