This week on DVD and Blu-ray, we've got the best butts and bulges on the big screen! From a high-class male strip club to the garden of the Palace of Versailles, these gorgeous guys take us on a skintastic journey we can take home and indulge in later. Anyone else drooling yet?

1. Two words: Chocolate. City.


Robert Ri'chard

Yes, you heard that right.The star of this scintillating stripper sensation is Sexy Chocolate, played by Robert Ri'chard. It's basically Magic Mike, which they hilariously refer to in the film, but with, well, sexy chocolate. Lots of shirtless men baring thei bulges and erotically humping the ground and trying to pay for school. It's a shamelessy great time. (Fun fact: Robert starred in Ally Cats Strike and Cousin Skeeter in his younger days. Look who's all grown up!)

2. On another note: Child 44


Child 44 is completely devoid of strippers and all Magic Mike references, but it does feature the always-sexy Tom Hardy. This movie strikes a more serious tone, telling the story of a Stalin Era Soviet Union. When a series of children (44, to be exact) are murdered by a ruthless serial killer, a man must set out on his own to solve a crime that his country won't even recognize. The good news? He does some of it without his clothes on. Consider it a more accurate portrayal of his life.

3. A Little Chaos


Kate Winselt stars in the historical drama that knows no class lines when she meets and seduces someone far above her rank. A landscape designer working on the King Louis XIV's garden, she falls in love with the head of landscaping, played by the outrageously sexy Matthias Schoenaerts and his perfect ass. When the two finally get it on, it's a sex scene for the ages. How's that for a secret garden?