Comedian and pretty boy Eric André took to Playboy to say that he's running for president under The Cool Party. Okay, it's a joke stunt where he blatantly makes things up and pretends to be a serious contender...but the pictures in the article are no joke. Eric proudly shows his bulge in his tight Speedo.
Of course, we've seen his bulge before...and his ass. That means we know he has what it takes to be America's hottest president. In Man Seeking Woman he not only donned black leather for kinky BDSM play, but he also showed his ass.
Man, what an ass that is. That's an ass that we'd vote for. His platform for president is all attitude and swagger and it's obvious to see where his cool attitude comes from based on what he'spacking. Vote for Eric if you want a president who makes you horny! That's literally all he'll do because he has no actual platform or experience, but that might just be good enough for Mr. Man.
