We are two episodes into season two of House Of The Dragon, and as with season one, we are getting extremely little skin. The showrunners promised that House Of The Dragon would be less porny than Game Of Thrones, but we had no idea it would be this bad. We've entered a dry country ya'll! So, who wants to find a way to get wet?

The first season of House Of The Dragon featured some awesome gay action. If you remember, in episode four there was a gay orgy complete a big donkey penis (see below)! Plus Rhaenyra Targaryen's betrothed stole a moment away with his gay lover in another episode. The betrothed's name is Ser Laenor Velaryon, and he assures his lover that he and Rhaenyra have an arrangement: Even after they're married, she can fuck other men, and he can fuck other men. That's gay.

Game Of Thrones delivered some decent gay content as well, so to supplement what we're lacking in season two of House Of The Dragon (so far! Let's not get too crazy) let's check out the hottest gay moments from Game Of Thrones and House Of The Dragon ranked.

6) Clothed smooching, House Of The Dragon, Season 1, Episode 5

5) Shaving, who knew? Game of Thrones, Season 1, Episode 5

4) Gay smooching with Gethin Anthony and Finn Jones, Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 3

3) Finn Jones and Will Tudor fool around before getting busted, Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 1

2) Group sex with Will Tudor and Pedro Pascal, Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 3

1) Big donkey dick and implied gay blowjob in huge orgy, House Of The Dragon Season 1, Episode 4