If you are alive and logged onto the internet today that you have probably seen the world buzzing over something very important: Aaron Taylor-Johnson's dick. Now, this is what Mr. Man loves to see. People coming together over the internet to talk about coming together over a celebrity's cock.Let's talk about it!
The movie A Million Little Pieces - based on the controversial book that famously made Oprah upset for claiming to be non-fiction (remember that?!) - pairs its opening credits with Aaron Taylor-Johnson dancing nude and showing off a full-on schlong.
Aaron is later seen in the shower sporting sleek abs and an even sleeker dick. Giovanni Ribisi joins him in the shower, but the two fight in the nude before giving up on the idea of showering together.
People are losing their minds over this dick. There are so many celebratory Tweets and hilarious reactions over seeing so much surprise D onscreen. Hey, people, get over to Mr. Man and you can see a lot more celebrity cock where this came from...but I digress.We've had some requests on Twitter to investigate this dick and decide once and for all which celebrity dong is bigger:
@MrMan Imma need you guys to do some film research for us and let us know who's dick is bigger, Michael Fassbender's or Aaron Taylor Johnson's Johnson!
— Home Wrecker Bi (@MissMessyB) December 6, 2019
Hmmmm, let's do some research. It's a hard job, but we love to do it.
It's a really close call. We might need to collect some more data before we can definitively say, but I'm hardpressed to say Fassbender wins. Aaron's penis is also suspiciously smooth, so I'm going to do more investigating to see what's going on with this big johnson. Tweet your thoughts at us and let us know whose wiener wins!
