If you want hairy, gay Portuguese men, then look no further than today's film for Foreign Film Friday. Vicente Alves do O directed 2017's Al Berto and I need to talk about it right now.

Foreign Film Friday: Al Berto

The year is 1975 and after political unrest in Portugal, a budding writer named Al Berto played by Ricardo Teixeira has a coming-of-age summer where he does a lot of cumming. He returns to his hometown in Portugal after studying painting in Belgium and falls in love with his country and with a sexy man. He meets José Pimentão and these two cannot keep their hands off of each other. It's not hard to see why. Both of them are so sexy in that hairy 1970s way.

Foreign Film Friday: Al Berto

Beards, shaggy hair and chest hair have us drooling - as do their dicks when they are silhouetted at the beach at night. That's what I like to call a dick-u-ette.

Foreign Film Friday: Al Berto

They have a summer worth writing about - which Al does. Al Berto was actually a real person and this summer did inspire his first book: A Procura do Vento num Jardim d'Agosto. Based on his scenes with Jose, it's easy to see where his inspiration came from.

Foreign Film Friday: Al Berto

Watch scenes from Al Berto to see what I'm talking about: