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The thigh's the limit when it comes to Colton Underwood's sex appeal. The celebrated out Bachelor posed for celebrity photographer Damon Baker, and the results are hotter than anything you could have expected. The twenty-nine-year-old Colton Underwood has a beefy daddy body covered in amazing body hair. It makes sense that he's teaming up with Gus Kenworthy for a reality series, because both boys are drinking from the same fountain of fuckibility.
Damon Baker is known for pushing his subjects to their limits, and we can't imagine that Colton could look any hotter than he does in these in-your-face black and white pics. No apologies from Colton Underwood! Dam Baker even captioned the pics with "Cancel culture, f u!" Stick that in your penis and stroke it.
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In these pics you can clearly see that Colton Underwood has some of the best pits this side of the missi-sit-on-me, amazing hairy pecs, and cum gutters up to here. And of course he has that super cute all-American face. But as you can gauge by the title of this post, none of these things are why we're really here. In one of the pics (the hottest one IMHO) Colton is strategically nude with just his leather jacket covering his penis and balls. While we don't see what Colton is packing here, we can clearly see his glorious thigh pubes! These are the pubes that bridge the gap between thigh hair and pube pubes. And they're there. And they're hot.
IF you like these black and white pics of Colton Underwood nude with a leather jacket, then we think you might just enjoy the aesthetically similar Leather Jacket Love Story. Check out a scene from it below! Hopefully someday soon Underwood shows us his undercarriage...
