Believe it or not, John Stamos turns fifty-eight-years-old today, and what better way is there to celebrate than by checking out his rare on-screen nudity? Stamos has been a household name and bona fide heartthrob since starring on Full House when he was only twenty-four, Which means that he's been in the business of sexy for the majority of his life. Once you get a look at his bod, you'll know why!
What We Love About John Stamos
John Stamos has staying power in the notoriously fickle business of show thanks not only to his ageless good looks. He doesn't take himself too seriously, and has been able to adapt to different roles as he ages. And yes, Stamos does apparently, technically age, although you wouldn't know it by looking at him. He is also humble and appreciative of what has come his way throughout his incredibly successful acting career. When talking about his sobriety (which he didn't find until his 50s) with Howard Stern, Stamos had this to say:
Look, I would be a fucking idiot to not straighten up because I have been handed everything. I’ve had an extremely lucky career, I have great friends, I have people that care about me, and, you know, I would be a fool to throw all that out.
Where Can I See John Stamos Nude?
As a small screen veteran who has mostly appeared on network television, Stamos sadly does not have a great deal of nudity to speak of. Sure, Milo Ventimiglia showed his ass on This Is Us, but network nudity is still very rare, and Stamos is certainly not a pioneer here. However. Back in 2004 he starred in a comedy called Knots. He's a playboy who cheats on his girlfriend (played by Tar Reid) and in one scene drops his down to reveal his ass to the camera. He's talking to the actor Scott Cohen when he suddenly gets nude. Cohen even notices Stamos' shaved pubes, and asks about them!
If you think that this exchange is saucier than your average John Stamos scene, you are correct. In fact, it didn't even make it into the final edit of Knots. This deleted scene delivers John Stamos' only nudity ever caught on camera. Someone call the National Archives, this shot must be protected at all costs!
What Are Stamos' Other Sexiest Scenes?
After checking out John Stamos' butt in Knots, you might want to hit up his appearance on the Ryan Murphy series Scream Queens, which aired on Fox. While this short-lived show was on network TV, It wasn't afraid to play up Stamos' sex appeal as a raven-haired daddy. Similarly, the Fox series Grandfathered leaned into Stamos' good looks with multiple great shirtless shots. Happy birthday John Stamos!
