Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg swerved into the sexy lane this weekend when he was photographed shirtless by his husband, Chasten Buttigieg, after a 60-mile bike ride plus a run. This is why I pay my taxes! Lucky for us, Pete was captured exercising in the sweltering and humid D.C. summer heat, ensuring that his bawdy is extra sweaty. Basically, this picture is everything that's right with America.
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First, you have the bod. We always presumed that the thirty-nine-year-old Pete Buttigieg - who endured plenty of grueling training as a lieutenant in the U.S. Navy Reserve - worked out, but we had no idea. We didn't know! The man has a rock-solid body with a broad chest and big arms. He's a tree trunk, and mama wanna climb.
Then, you have the body hair. We know from our last Pete Buttigieg post that he has body hair, but no one could have seen this coming. In the new shirtless pic from Chasten, we can clearly take in Pete's hot chest fuzz, his ample stomach hair (surely leading down to Pube Town USA!) and even his sweat-slicked pit hair.
Finally, you have the tongue. Chasten Buttigieg's photographic prowess is truly on display here, as he managed to capture Pete doing the sexiest thing a man can do with his tongue. Well... almost the sexiest thing. With all the swagger of an Olympic athlete, Pete suggestively licks his upper lip while positively topping the camera with his sexy stare.
what does this do? pic.twitter.com/bb4OPm5m0r
— José Alonso Muñoz (@JoseAlonsoMunoz) July 25, 2021
I could go on and on about this new shirtless picture of Pete Buttigieg, but I need to save some of my excitement for... NVM. I won't even GO there! If you like what you see, then I suggest you check out our playlist of celebrity daddies who went naked on screen. Time will tell if Pete joins the list someday. Pete will have you boot-edge-edging!
