Zendaya's upcoming HBO series Euphoria looks like if the teen sex drama Skins took even more drugs and had even more sex. In other words: it looks like it's filled with teen sex and drugs the likes of which we've never before seen. Of course, the teens are played by people in their 20s which makes all the alleged upcoming nudity A-ok to watch. The controversy is swirling before the show has even debuted because critics and other people who like to stick their nose in TV's business are wondering if it's too much. There are allegedly "up to 30 dicks" in the pilot alone. Of course, you know that once we watch the pilot we will tell you the EXACT NUMBER of dicks as well as the ratio of real to prosthetic. Until then, let the non-experts argue over how many dicks is too many in a pilot (our professional opinion is that there is no limit). It is worth noting, also, that most of the dicks in the first episode will be coming from a locker room scene, so who knows how good this cock-tent will actually. Still...we like the sounds of it.

Knowing that this show has an amazing number of penises, we are looking at the cast list and getting excited just speculating about who will go nude.The show stars Austin Abrams who has indeed gone nude already in the show SMILF with a little ass action.

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Jacob Elordi starred as the hunk in The Kissing Booth, so it's no surprise he reprises his hunkiness in Euphoria.

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Lukas Gage appears and he's so damned sexy when he's shirtless in T@gged that he's basically #1 on our nude hopefuls list for Euphoria. A shot of his dick would be simply euphoric.

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Eric Dane also stars and although he plays a bad guy right off the bat and we already know he uses a prosthetic in the series, we're still thrilled to see this eye candy on screen.

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John Ales appears and even though he's a full grown man, we have seen his ass in the past and wonder if he'll give us that full frontal we've bee achingfor.

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Those are the dudes who we have already seen nude, so we can't wait to meet the other nudecomers.