For our "If You Love... You'll Love..." posts we try and pair a not-nude-enough starlet with a star who has delivered major nudity - with the caveat being that obviously the two must have similar physical characteristics.
Not to pat myself on the peen too much, but I think 13 Reasons Why actor Miles Heizer and international superstar Jude Law have pretty much the exact same striking face, and picturing what Miles' cock *could* look like is doing it for me on this random Tuesday! It's like - what would it look like if the Miles Heizer of the future came back to warn the Miles Heizer of the present to not not show his penis? Ya know?
Anyfreakingway, Miles was all sorts of sexy in 13 Reasons Why, where he showed off his tight twink bod and even his plump 'lil rump! But daddy Jude Law has Miles beat by a long shot. He's shown off his stunning ass (which again, is a dead ringer for Miles' ass, I'm telling ya!) in flicks like Wilde, Dom Hemingway, and The Talented Mr. Ripley.
We got a far-away cock shot in Dom Hemingway, but - after working my NCIS photo augmentation realness - we can really tell that Law is packing some serious meat as he exits the tub in The Talented Mr. Ripley! That thing is just so fat and juicy, and it's just nice knowing officially that Miles' is too. And that's that on that.
