Everyone knows that Paul Rudd was just crowned as the Sexiest Man Alive by the esteemed People Magazine, but like all of the Sexiest Man Alive issues, we get tons of saucy photos from other men who didn't quite make the cut. Ryan Phillippe is just one of these men who lent their bods to this man candy-filled issue, and he's sharing the insanely hot photo with all of his Instagram followers.

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In this new picture featured in People Magazine, Ryan Phillippe laughs to himself while staring out a window this his hand resting on his unbuttoned pants. He's chuckling to himself "It's so funny how big my cock is." Probably! Let's break down this picture for a moment right here right now because this is definitely spank bank material for anyone who has pined for Ryan Phillippe since his heyday in the late '90s and early '00s. First and foremost his arm veins are practically popping out of his body, and if I know anything about the folks around this part of the Internet, we like veiny things. Phillippe's stomach is flat as holy hell, his arm muscles look perfectly toned and athletic, and he's teasing some very mouthwatering cum gutters. Phillippe has proven on his popular Instagram account that he has a great sense of humor, and titled this new thirst trap with "From the current People sexiest man alive (not me) issue out everywhere now." But you are Ryan. you are.

None of this is to mention his adorable face, sexy scruff, and Justin Timberlake circa Bye Bye Bye era hair that is definitely not not doing it for me on this slow Tuesday morning. Ryan Phillippe is just one of those men who can simply do no wrong, and we think that he is more than deserving of the title of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive!