Instagram may traditionally be the Land of No Eggplants, but we have to admit it: We like the sexy photos stars post of themselves there. It would be a better platform with a little nudity, but heythat's what we're here for.

This week, Justin Theroux finally got an Instagram. He already has 76.3K followers and only 9 posts, but we're feeling optimistic.

Those abs. Le sigh. At this rate, he'll be pulling a The Game bulge picturein no time, right? We can only hope. Until then, gaze upon the hilarious pictures J. Theroux has posted of his youth and hope for days when Instagram stops censoring its content.

Either way, we know one thing is true: The best is yet to come.