Things are heating up in the sleepy town of Roswell or whatever. In last week's episode of Roswell, New Mexico titled "Tearin' Up My Heart," gay lovers Alex (Tyler Blackburn) and Michael (Michael Vlamis) got back to businasty in their humble desert abode! For those keeping a scorecard, this is the third episode in the premiere season, and so far Alex and Michael have gotten gay in every single episode. We're three for three people!

The shot beings with a closeup of Michael's toned tummy and super sexy fuzz. That body hair distribution is otherworldly. LiTeRaLlY? Alex doesn't miss out on the opportunity to rub his hands through Michael's fab follicle forest, and then sleepily states:

You're awake.

To which Michael replies:

You stayed.

He stayed. I live. While this wasn't explicitly a sex scene, seeing the aftermath of Alex and Michael's implied all-night alien sex fest is doing it for me on this dreary Monday. You? Tell us your probing thoughts in the comments below!