Ummmmmmmmmmm hi James Middleton much? Everyone knows that Kate Middleton is the personification of grace and sophistication, but did you know that her thirty-two-year-old brother is a nizasty little spinner with a porno bod and a hedge fund manager face? James' body is all sorts of toned and lean, and it's covered in a breathtaking coat of curly hair that the world has definitely noticed.

James has been galivanting with his fiancé on vacation in front of the paps, and the pictures are quite something indeed. Forget being British, after seeing these shirtless pics of James Middleton, I'm feeling Tit-ish. Or, um. IDK. Oi!