Did you know that Jared Leto is fifty-years-old? No, really. He's not the first celebrity to evade the hands of time, but wow, we just cannot get over how amazing this man looks. Jared Leto makes headlines for his debonaire red carpet looks on the reg (he recently turned it all the way out for his House Of Gucci press tour), and we've all become accustomed to his mysterious beard, flowy locks, and piercing blue eyes. But when's the last time you took a good look at Jared Leto's bod?

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Leto recently took to Instagram to share a thirst trap for the damn ages! His caption reads "Lost in paradise // part 1" and the shirtless pic is accompanied by a series of pics showcasing what looks to be a fun yacht trip. Moist be nice! But back to that first picture. This body is hypothetically fifty-years-old. Like WTF is going on people.

Choices were made here in the manscaping department, and we are living for all of them. Leto has completely shaven pubes (his pants are riding so low that surely we would see pubes if pubes were present) but he decided to keep the hair directly encircling his nipples. Interesting. Haircare aside, Leto is obviously no stranger to the gym, because his body is absolutely shredded. He has lean and athletic muscles that wouldn't be out of place on a Riverdale hunk.

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Jared Leto always keeps us guessing, and we're certainly hoping for another nude scene soon. He's delivered very limited nudity over the years. If his current-day ass matches his current-day bod (and we have no doubts), we need to see it pronto!

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