Fargo is back and it's better than ever. The show that never fails to cast amazing, handsome actors who show skin has reacquainted us with Jon Hamm as a carefree cowboy who doesn't care to wear pants. That's right. He goes nude in the very first episode! Praise all that is holy and hot for Hamm's hiney looks amazing - and apparently, there is an amazing story about it.
If you aren't yet aware, actor Jon Hamm chills in an outdoor hot tub in the buff and steps out to take a meeting. When he steps out of the steamy hot tub, he nearly melts the screen with his ass. This backside view is as beautiful as the western scenery that surrounds him. I want to ride this cowboy!
According to a Buzzfeed article - which mislabels this scene as full-frontal when all nudity lovers know that only ass is not frontal and that he wore a cock sock to keep his bits from being ogled on set - Hamm thought that he had a rider about his nude scenes. The rider was simply about temperature!
He said on Jimmy Kimmel Live!: "I thought I had a rider in my contract [that said] naked's fine, cold naked is not great. I'm more of a warm naked [guy]." Oh, you know what that means. Jon was concerned about shrinkage! Well, he was likely concerned about comfort. He agreed to the nude scene never thinking that the air in their shooting location of Alberta, Canada would be downright frigid to shoot in.
He did say that he wore a cock sock so that his colleagues were not privy to Jon's package. Jon is pretty famous for having a huge package. We've seen his moose knuckle several times in sexy sweatpants and his bulge stuffed into slacks. If only we could see what his dick is actually like! Alas, no one did. The sock kept his cock secure - even though Hamm admitted that it was not comfortable to wear.
"It's not pleasant. None of it's pleasant. They call it a cock sock," he said and he described the way it is cinched around his shaft. He also said that he did not have a handler. Can you imagine being Jon's nudity handler? I would quit this job and race to Alberta on foot to be the one. Hell, I'd do it for free. Let me be Jon's cock handling intern!
Jon Hamm was also asked about the nipple rings that his character wears. Not only are those fake, but his nipples are fake, too. That's right. This is Jon's real ass, but those are NOT Jon's real nipples. He is wearing prosthetic nipples to have realistic-looking nip rings. It's the magic of television!
Make sure you watch the scene here and tune into FX's Fargo to see what happens from here - or stay tuned to Mr. Man for all of your Hamm updates. Hamm's derriere is downright delicious and I certainly hope there are more hot tub meetings like this one:
