The effortlessly hot Kumail Nanjiani is a Pakistani-American comedian who exploded on the scene (and in your pants) with his role as a series regular in Silicon Valley. The stand-up comic has since taken starring and supporting roles in tons of big and small screen comedies, from Hot Tub Time Machine 2 to Bob's Burgers. He sadly didn't strip down for any of his roles until 2016's Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, when he played a hilarious, nude massage artist who gives Sugar Lyn Beard an incredible rubdown. If only we could sign up for a happy ending with this hottie! While flesh fiends of the world will have to continue to wait with bated breath for Kumail's full-frontal debut, you can still enjoy any one of his other (albeit clothed) roles. Find him looking sexy as hell in movies like Dolittle (2020), The Lovebirds (2020), and Eternals (2021). The latter is specifically exciting because Nanjiani worked out tirelessly for the role and put on a ton of muscle. This dude looks like he eats nothing but protein...and we wish we could eat his! You can use his boob tube roles as masturbation fuel as well in TV series such as Bless the Harts, Pandemica, Murderville, Untitled Charlie Brooker Project, The Boys Presents: Diabolical, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and many more. With any luck, Kumail will get in touch with his naughty side and release a deluge of bate bait in the near future. Man Central will continue to keep a fleshy-eye on this hottie!
