Do you remember when the US Government almost banned TikTok from the USA? That would have been a national tragedy, mostly because the preferred app for Gen Zers has become the preferred place to see Lil Nas X in all of his sexy glory! The twenty-two-year-old chart-topping diva is already a Legendary Gay, and has infused the Billboard Hot 100 with more homosexualness than we deserve. Sure, you've seen his music videos, which include pole-dancing to hell (Montero), a naked prison shower (Industry Baby), and high school football locker room gay sex (Thats What I Want), but you all are sleeping on Lil Nas X's TikTok sexiness!

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LEAN ON MY BODY!

LEAN ON MY BODY - lil nas x

This weekend Lil Nas X posted a video of himself walking on a treadmill shirtless looking like the shredded twink hottie that he is! Wait, is he more than a shredded twink now? Is Lil Nas X... a twunk?

Lil Nas X's Visible Penis Line (Possibly Erect)

It turns out that all of his shirtless TikTok vids are just an appetizer for the main course - his epic bulge video. Here Lil Nas X casually lets his big dick (which is probably not not erect here) press through the fabric of his shorts. It's leaving quite the impression!

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sorry about the dirty mirror

INDUSTRY BABY EXTENDED - lil nas x

While Lil Nas X has teased his bulge before - namely in his Montero music video - this is by far the best look we've gotten at what he's packing. Looks like Nax isn't so Lil after all!