There’s so much amazing streaming nudity to report on this week, they should just rename this month Fap-uary! Keep scrolling to see all the newly added titles that might just keep you busy till spring!
All Kinds of Love
Dekkoo does it again! The premiere streaming service for gay men gives us this 2022 queer rom com filled to the brim with full frontal. It seems like there isn’t a room in this whole thing that doesn’t contain at least one completely naked dude. The guys in this are all kinds of nude!
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Eismayer
Another 2022 film found on Dekkoo, this Austrian drama stars Gerhard Liebmann, who bares his backside as a secret gay man in the military, and Luka Dimic as a hot new recruit who likes to strut around in the buff.
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The Falls: Testament of Love
Dekkoo also has this 2013 drama about Mormon missionaries falling in love. Add Benjamin Farmer’s firepole to the pile, plus Thomas Stroppel shows off his seat meat. One look and you’ll be soaking!
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Valeria
The fourth season of this Netflix comedy series from Spain has the return of Maxi Iglesias’ plump rump. Also joining in on the naked fun this season is Federico Aguado, whose haunches make their screen debut when they walk into an occupied bathroom.
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Heart of Champions
A movie about an Ivy League rowing team that has nudity? We must be talking about this one on Netflix from 2021 where English cutie Andrew Creer takes a nighttime streak around campus. How does that float your boat?
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Gold
Never one to shy away from showing skin, Matthew McConaughey, playing a prospector, goes for the gold by hopping out of a hot tub and putting his round mounds on display around an hour into this 2016 adventure streaming on Netflix. There’s gold in them thar hills!
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Fatal Exposure
The newest Tubi Original movie has brief bunnage from Stephen Huszar, the hunky daddy who moves his young photographer girlfriend into the home he shares with his calculating daughter. We’re so glad he exposed his butt!
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Titane
Also on Tubi now is the Palme d'Or winner at the 2021 Cannes Film Festival, which has Vincent Lindon delivering the lone make nudity when he injects himself multiple times with steroids. The man’s got one titanium tush!
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The Gorge
Newly launched on Apple TV+, this sci-fi horror has a brief cameo by the buns of star Miles Teller, which you can spot on a monitor as he sneaks naked through the woods.We slowed it down with ManVision so you can gorge yourself on dem glutes!
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The Harder They Come
Peacock subscribers can now stream this Jamaican film from 1972 about a struggling Reggae singer played by real-life musician Jimmy Cliff. The title says it all because at forty minutes in, his briefs get yanked down so a uniformed man can give him a spanking. His beautiful bongos will have you coming hard!
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Me You Madness
This 2021 comedy can also be found on Peacock, and OG Gossip Girl fans take note because it has the only known nudity from Ed Westwick when he’s seen taking a shower. Me You Madness will have you experiencing some hardness!
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