There are a lot of hot things to stream this week, so let's take a look at who is nude where. Cue up all of your subscriptions because you are truly going to love these amazingly sexy and streamable shows! Let us all dive into these hot nude dudes with Mr. Man's handy dandy streaming guide:
The Sandman
In this long-awaited TV adaption of Neil Gaiman's graphic novels, The Sandman delivers the nudity of our dreams. That is fitting because Tom Sturridge plays the main character whose name just so happens to be Dream. He certainly is a dream when we see his tall, slender figure and his perky peach. That's a juicy booty for such a skinny guy!
Dream and his pals Desire, Despair, and Death are in charge of humans. Their names are their powers! You get it. What you might not get is the fact that he and Richard Fleeshman hide their junk so many times in this series. They are naked! Show us the goods! We see ass, but their hands are always strategically hiding the goods. It would be our dreamiest DESIRE to see that!
What Josiah Saw
This horror film is streaming on Netflix and it is here to give you quite the fright. This harrowing horror film is about a troubled family patriarch and the horrors that have been inflicted on his family. It's a lot! We get some relief from all of the horrors with a little bit of rump. Nick Stahl stars and shows his ass. Where has been for so long? Apparently, he was stalling for time when it comes to showing us his booty! Josiah must have seen this booty.
The Resort
The Resort is a trippy fantasy show taking place at a resort. White Lotus much? Okay, not so much. This show has strange things happening at the resort. In one episode, Ben Sinclair of High Maintenance fame gets us high off his body when he walks towards the ocean and rips off his clothes. We do not see his dick, but we see his black bush. What a tease! We do get to see his rear. Talk about a room with a view!
Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin
Finally, HBO Max is giving us even more Pretty Little Liars. This time we are going to the source with Original Sin. Is it a sin to lust over the naked Elias Kacavas? We hope not! If it is, then I am going straight to H-E-double hockey sticks. Speaking of which, I'd love to see Elias' hockey stick - that's my goal - but I'll have to settle for the puck:
