Here’s what’s new and nude on Netflix, Amazon, and Peacock for the first full week of January! Thank goodness Dry January doesn’t apply to pants or else we’d never make it through the month!

Younger All Seasons

All seven seasons of this TV/Paramount+ series are now available for binging on Netflix.And while writer and creator Darren Star is known for penning nudity, it’s only in the seventh season that a character went buns out - Matt Passmore’s Kai Manning to be exact. Or should we say Matt Assmore? We could’ve definitely wouldn’t have passed on more ass from Matt and all the other men on this show!

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Cunk on Life

A long-form mockumentary special from the people who brought the parody series Cunk on Earth to Netflix, this time around inquisitive host Philomena Cunk (Diana Morgan) tackles our very existence, with butt-naked cameos from the Bible’s first man Adam (Jerry Wilder) and noted astronomer Edwin Hubble (Rory Bray). Their booties are giving us life!

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Number 24

Also new to Netflix is this Norwegian biopic about a WWII hero who infiltrated the Nazi regime. While not the sexiest of nudity, the film does deliver full frontal during a torturous interrogation scene that’ll turn 24 into the number of times you’ll stroke yourself raw!

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Through Black Spruce

On to Amazon, where this 2019 drama is streaming for the first time. Kiowa Gordon flashes his pubes while lying in bed but it’s Brandon Oakes who bares his butt cheeks while walking on rocks before slathering himself with mud. We love a dirty boyy.

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I Do

This 2012 film is also now on Amazon, and if you prefer your cans a little cleaner, look no further than David W. Ross’s steamy shower scene. Jamie Lynn-Sigler gets an eyeful of his sculpted rump as he rinses off but turns away before she (and the camera) gets a look at what he’s packing up front.

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Rule of Thirds

New to Peacock, this 2024 thriller is about a photographer (Will Hirschfeld who also wrote the film) who becomes obsessed with a waitress at a diner. But he isn’t the only one! The muscular Jonathan Kowalsky whips out his love muscle (or a prosthetic lookalike) in a dark room and goes to town on himself while looking at some newly developed photos. We’d be the third in these hotties’ love triangle any time!

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