Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker has been having quite a moment in pop culture. He is thrust back in the spotlight between new gigs with his 2000s pop-punk band at major festivals like Coachella and his marriage to reality TV royalty Kortney Kardashian. Between those two things, Travis Barker is a bonafide celebrity (again?)
Old-school Blink 182 fans like myself might be surprised that Travis has wound up being the most outrageous and famous one. He was always the quiet, sensitive dude playing drums behind the two frontmen. It turns out that it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for!
It is also highly probable that Travis Barker has a huge dick...according to, um, rumors. We previously mentioned these rumors in this article that lists other men who are rumored to be blessed and highly favored down below. Where did that rumor come from? It's hard to know, but I don't think a Kardashian would settle for less...if you know what I mean.
This is all to say that it makes sense that Travis Barker decided to go nude to promote a gag product from Liquid Death. Liquid Death is canned water with a metal twist (the metal is literally just the can - don't worry, you aren't drinking metal). Yes, you read that correctly. It's canned water. It's good! It's water! Do you know what helps me drink it? Staring at Travis Barker's lanky, tattooed bod.
So what is a naked Travis Barker selling? Well, what else? An enema! It is not a real enema that you can use. It's all a gag to promote Liquid Death, but it is very funny. I'd even say that it's rather cheeky, but we don't actually see cheeks or hog in this commercial. His penis is obscured and blurred out yet again. Ugh! Don't these people know that sex sells?!
You can watch the commercial here and ogle Travis as he sensually lays on his side and speaks in a seductive ASMR voice about marrying the woman of his dreams. Sigh. She's so lucky.
The California native has no problem showing his skin! He and his punk rock boys all ran nude on the beach in their music video for "What's My Age Again?". Blink could not help but go nude AGAIN in their music video for their hit single "All The Small Things". Of course, we never got to see just how big or small the cocks on the Blink boys are because they all ran with big blurs obscuring their junk. Travis even plays the drums nude with the drum kit totally blocking us from viewing his real instrument.
The Blink 182 gang has never minded going nude. While some of them are busying themselves studying UFOs and talking to the government about aliens (that's true...look up Tom Delonge's UFO research), Travis is spending his time being sexy with his wife and going nude for cans of water. So if you're feeling thirsty, check out Travis. He'll be sure to fill you...or at the very least he will fill your pants with a stickier liquid than water.
