A One Dick Wonder is what I like to call a famous actor who has only gone nude once. I really want to move these actors off of this list, but for now, these famous fellas have only gone nude once. At least they delivered some good nudity in their one and only shot at the Nudity Hall of Fame. So check out these sexy dudes who have only done one nude scene.
Ryan Gosling
It's a sad truth that Ryan Gosling has only gone nude once. The sexy actor has no issue showing off his abs - especially his super sculpted Barbie abs when he plays the hilarious Ken (I am telling you right now that he will win many awards for this role - mark my words!). He showed his ass once and only once during the gripping drama Blue Valentine. He walks naked into a shower to share sexy time with Michelle Williams...and she walks away from him. Well, it looks like once wasn't enough. We need Gosling's goose again!
Jon Hamm
Mad Men's Jon Hamm never went nude on the show despite his numerous sexual exploits. Shockingly, the AMC drama where Don Draper was essentially an alcoholic sex addict was pretty devoid of nudity across the board. Hamm is about to have a big year as he has a few notable projects coming up, so I know people will wonder about his nudity.
He has shown his ass, but only in an episode of the comedy Good Omens. John's hamhocks are definitely a good omen...possibly for more nudity to come?
John Malkovich
Lauded actor John Malkovich can do it all: comedy, drama, arthouse, blockbusters, plays, TV, etc. The one thing he doesn't seem so keen on is nudity. In The Sheltering Sky, he let himself be unsheltered for his one and only nude scene. He gets out of bed nude and walks across the room to show his cock and balls. The camera even centers on his dick and follows it as he walks.
You can watch this scene right here:
Terrence Howard
Actor Terrence Howard is pretty famous for his penis. That is because we have all seen it once. Yes, his fame is because his penis is considered small. But it's still a good penis! Size doesn't matter. What matters is that a noteworthy actor went nude once and actually showed his cock to us. This prison fight scene from Get Rich or Die Tryin' is rich in nudity.
Jaye Davidson
Actor Jaye Davidson did one of the most notorious nude scenes of all time when Jaye disrobed in The Crying Game. This peen scene is incredibly famous, so it is shocking that Jaye Davidson did not do another nude scene. Actually, Jaye did not do much acting after this at all. After The Crying Game, Jaye tried another feature film and two shorts in 1994 and then called it quits. Jaye Davidson quitting makes us cry that's for certain.
In the meantime, however, we can appreciate this wonderful scene and the penis that made jaws drop around the world.
