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However right or wrong you feel like your life is going is irrelevant as of today. It certainly isn't going in the right direction, and if it was already going in the wrong direction,we think we have something that will highlight just how drastically far you'veveered fromGawd's plan.What is this all about, you ask?It's about the fact that there are people out there who are paid money to rub self-tanner all over international supermodel and man of mystery River Viiperi! What have we been doing with our lives people??

The shredded high fashion model posted a series of videos to Instagram in which his assistants can be seen rubbing down his flawless body. In some of the shots we not only see Viiperi's impressive bulge, but also his pubes as they stick out from the bottom of his supremely tiny Speedos.

River Viiperi knows exactly what we want on Instagram, and thanks to these vids, we can all take a long hard look at where our lives ended up compared to his assistants. Emphasis on long and hard!

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