It's been years since the 2016 Argentian movie Taekwondo was all the rage here at Mr. Man. And when I say "all the rage" what I really mean is "raging boners everywhere." Like we had to shut down the office. FEMA got involved. It was a whole thing.
While you guys might have moved on from all the gorgeous dudes and girthy uncut penises in Taekwondo, I have not. And frankly I will not! The drama centers on a houseful of sexy Argentinian men who absolutely refuse to put on clothes. Homoerotic glances abound, but none so compellingly as the one I'm throwing Juan Manuel Martino right now.
Of all the nude scenes in Taekwondo, Juan's is the Juan that's really stuck with me. He casually chats while peeling a fruit pantsless on the counter. And the camera doesn't shy away from his breathtaking uncut slab! Hey Juan, the next fruit you peel open should be me! Okay, now randomly watch this random scene, right MEOW!
