I recently watched 1988's Drowning By Numbers and was overwhelmed and delighted by all of the male nudity in the film. An 80s film with this much male nudity NEEDS to be praised, so that is exactly what I intend to do. Let's take a look back at 1988's Drowning By Numbers.
Peter Greenaway directed this flick that tells the story of one family and its three generations of troubled women. The women are played by Joely Richardson, Joan Plowright, and Juliet Stevenson who are all named Cissie Colpitts. What else do all three have in common? Drowning their cheating husbands! Those are the powerful women in the film, but let's take a look at the men and the foxy flesh they bare.
Bryan Pringle, David Morrissey, Trevor Cooper, and Bernard Hill are the men who share their skintastic bodies with us in this movie. For a film made in the 1980s, the amount of male ass and penis that we get in this movie is really something to talk about.
Trevor Cooper tries to give his wife a treat by attempting to use a popsicle as a sex toy. When he isn't pleasuring his woman with frozen treats - whether it is something you can buy at the store or his own popsicle - he is laying in bed to give us a treat for our eyes. Check out his hairy chest and belly as he lays down nude and shows us something we'd like to suck.
That's not the only dick we see! David Morrissey shows his penis off when he is getting busy with his woman on her papa's furniture. How naughty! The two are having sex in broad daylight. In fact, this scene is exquisitely lit so there is no denying that we see his butt. They get interrupted by her father fairly quickly, but they stay seated on the couch totally nude.
You can watch that scene here to see David's derriere:
Bryan Pringle shows his dingle when he takes a bath in the buff. This fun scene also shows off his buns when he hops out of the bath. He's slippery when wet, but we still want to put our hands on him and see if we can't hold on for dear life!
David goes for a nude swim, dipping his dink below the surface in a pool. We get to see his ass as he swims and when he turns around we get a front row seat to his meat. Check out his penis floating underwater. It's barely encountering any shrinkage!
He's swimming while his friends are apparently drowning. Well, we're drowning in nudity!
