These pictures of recentsilver medalistChase Kaliszshowing definitive cock and ball outlines in his bright pink Speedos while enjoying his victory are seriously too much to handle. The 22-year-old swimmer sure doesn't mind posing for his thirsty fans, and we sure don't mind looking at his insane body!Celebrate a great start to the games with these freakishly sexy pics!

During the Olympic games the gods of television bestow upon us over two weeks of gorgeous men in ridiculous outfits, and it's a good thing. Our first heaping helping of hunks on the NBC-televised cockpetitions comes from the men's swim team, and boy are there some gorgeous guys making me proud to be an America.



31-year-old Michael Phelps led the men's 4x100m team to its gold medal victory at the Rio 2016 Olympics, and while Iwill never get tired of seeing his ripped body, I'm opening myself up - wide up - to embracing his fellow swimmers! The 6' 4 fair-haired Kalisz is competing in his first Olympics, and does the skimpy, fairly gay USA swimwear proud by filling it out with his gorgeous bod. Oh, and I guess it's also cool that he got Silver inthe men's 400m individual medley.

While I'm more than happy that we continue to invest in sexy swimwear for our champions, these new pictures of Kalisz celebrating his victory by hitting Copacabana Beach make me realize that the competitive swimming uniforms are WAY to constricting! Who needs generic bulge when you can have definitive cock and ball separation?! Not this writer. Not today.

The toned sex god is photographed with Jay Litherland, who came in fifth in the same competition. It's inconsequential to methat he didn't medal, however it is of grave consequence that he hit the beach without giving us clear peen and pouch separation. I honestly don't have time for that shiz. Check out the pics below!

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