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Believe it or not, the ageless hunk Keanu Reeves turns fifty-seven-years-old today! Reeves somehow seems to always be in the news, and has starred in a seemingly endless succession of memorable roles - from the Matrix franchise (watch out for the upcoming Matrix Resurrection in 2021!) to the John Wick flicks (the fourth and fifth installments are currently in the pipeline) to his ongoing Bill Ted fame. This man will just not slow down! And neither will his body...

In order to celebrate everything we love about this man, we turned Keanu Reeves hottest nude and sexy roles into GIFs. Because we care. Whether you prefer the young, ultra toned, and ultra smooth Reeves as seen in his iconic roles in Point Break and My Own Private Idaho (where he also strips down for a weird and wild sex scene with the one and only River Phoenix) or his mature physique as seen in Henry's Crime (the only shot of his penis to date!) you're in luck.

Keanu Reeves Naked In Point Break

Keanu's breakout role delivers this quick flash of his amazing ass as he attempts to chase down his lover. He immediately falls to the ground after getting out of bed due to an injury, but not before we get this fast ass shot. Slowed down for your pleasure.

Keanu's Bizarre Gay Scene From My Own Private Idaho

The same year Keanu stripped down for Point Break, he delivered well-lit nudity in legendary director Gus Van Sant's My Own Private Idaho. His two hot scenes utilize tableau vivant - or "living picture" in French. Keanu holds his pose with his ass well-lit during a straight sex scene, and gets kinky with some boys during a crazy gay scene. The peach emoji wishes!

Sex Scene With Charlize Theron In The Devil's Advocate

There's nothing scary about this horror movie's nudity. Charlize frantically strips off Keanu's pants, and we get to see his hairy thighs as ass crack! If you thought this man was smooth from head to toe, you were very wrong.

Keanu Reeves' Only Penis Scene

Fear not, fans of frontal! In 2010's Henry's Crime, Keanu casually saunters towards the camera after taking a prison shower Before he grabs his towel, Keanu shows us his big manly au naturel bush and even his penis! It's dark, but you can definitely see it. It might be his birthday, but we're the ones getting a package!