Shawn Mendes was caught completely off guard by the paparazzi while vacationing with a group of friends in Ibiza, and the resulting pics are simply incredible. The twenty four-year-old Canadian singer and socialite continues to perfectly balance relaxation with a rigorous gym routine, resulting in, we kid you not, the most effortlessly athletic body of any celebrity out there. In these new pictures, Shawn Mendes looks like a gawddang Kennedy, and we are of course queer for it.
Shawn Mendes Bulge
Not only do we see Shawn Mendes' incredible body and PDBH (Perfectly Dispersed Bawdy Hair) in the slew of new paparazzi pics, we also get our best look yet at what that Shawn Mendes penis looks like. Naturally when a man gets out of the water, his wet shorts cling to his junk like a vacuum-sealed burrito. And mamaw his burrito is stuffed to the brim with cum. If a guy is shy he will immediately adjust his manhood after exiting the water to avoid a peep show. But when you're an exhibitionist like Shawn, you let your freak flag fly for literally all of the world to see in your People Magazine exclusive pics. And we love him for it. Never change Shawn. (Except for out of your clothes.)
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