The thirty-seven-year-old Portuguese soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is the most followed celebrity on Instagram right now with 412 million followers. That's a large portion of the world's population! Could it be that the world is thirsty for dudes? Looks like it. Cristiano Ronaldo is a smoke show and a half, and has graced Gay Internet headlines for over a decade. His shredded, tan athletic body has made a perminant deposit in many a gay's bank of spank, which is why we are so excited to bring you this new video of Cristiano Ronaldo showering outside in only his Speedos!
Cristiano Ronaldo casually showering in his boxers on Instagram live and well… what do we think ladies? #CristianoRonaldo#ManchesterUnited#ManUnitedpic.twitter.com/bWHWj7WGi0
— Gerard (@gwayathat) February 28, 2022
If you're one of the 412 million people who follow Cristiano Ronaldo on Instagram, you know that he has absolutely no problem with showing off all of his Gawd-given good looks and hard work at the gym. He even has his own underwear line, and we bet you can guess who his go-to model is. Himself!
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But nothing could have prepared us for this outdoor shower. My my my. Cristiano Ronaldo's ass is looking so high and tight in those painted-on Speedos, and his abs only seem to get more defined over the years. Then you have that glorious bulge. That... bulge. Just wow.
As luck would have it, we have a taste of Cristiano Ronaldo for you here at Mr Man! Back in 2011 he popped his top for an artsy Armani jeans ad campaign. Cristiano Ronaldo is of course in just his underwear, and his body is of course banging the house down, and is face of course is so cute that we can hardly stand it. We'll just call him Ronaldo McDonald, because he's giving us an appetite! No? No takers? Oh well.
Cristiano Ronaldo in Housekeeping
Cristiano Ronaldo bulges out in a pair of tiny briefs before he pulls on jeans! (30 secs)
