Amazon, Hulu, and Peacock all have nudity you need to know about, so update those subscriptions if necessary and start streaming the titles below to see all the bare ass they’re bringing to the screen!
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Amy Sherman-Palladino brings back Luke Kirby (who embodied comic Lenny Bruce on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) to show off his body as the director of the Metropolitan Ballet Theater in this brand new comedy series on Amazon. Episode Five is where he shows off the goods, and it’s also where Ivan du Pontavice and another Mrs. Maisel alum, Broadway’s Gideon Glick, go shirtless in a locker room scene that has a cameo from a nameless nude. By the time the two ballet boys swap some spit in the eight episode, laps everywhere are already en pointe!
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Victory or Death
Another new Amazon series - the first from the country of Chile - this historical drama takes on the forming of the FPMR, the military wing of the Communist Party that rose up to fight 1980s dictator Agusto Pinochet. Speaking of forms, we’re warm for the form of Gabriel Urzúa, who flashes his juicy cheeks in the third episode.
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Adam Resurrected
You can now stream this 2008 war drama on Amazon, which appears to be the last place Jeff Goldblum dropped trou on screen. His hot haunches will have you putting the “erection” in resurrection!
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Marvel’s The Punisher
Hulu has acquired both seasons of Netflix’s The Punisher series starring Jon Bernthal. You’ll wanna feel the Bern when you catch sight of his seat meat after getting shot in Season 2, plus there’s even more unexpected moneymaker to marvel at when Ben Barnes shows his booty in Season 1!
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Chewing Gum
Folks with Peacock can now stream both seasons of this UK comedy series that is brimming with British bum cakes. John Macmillan, Josef Atlin, Robert Lonsdale, and Jonathan Livingstone all brought out their naked backsides during its run, so be prepared when watching - things are about to get sticky!
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