Wow this blog title is a mouthful! And speaking of mouthfuls... today is all about the super studly The Girl From Plainville actor Colton Ryan. No, that's not the name of a gay porn actor! That's his real honest-to-goodness name. Colton Ryan. We're hooked already. This Southern boy hails from Kentucky and has had a brisk ascent to stardom since first appearing in front of the camera in 2017. You've seen him in everything from the gay movie Uncle Frank to the film adaptation of Dear Evan Hansen (he was also in the stage version - more on that in a second) and now the popular Hulu series The Girl From Plainville.

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    The Girl From Plainville tells the real story of a girl, played by Elle Fanning, whose texts to her boyfriend, Colton Ryan, prompted him to take his own life. She was found guilty in court of involuntary manslaughter, but there was much more to their relationship than met the eye. The two had an unusual obsession with death and most likely it was hardly her texts that led to her boyfriend's suicide.

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    But we digress! If you can get past the grim subject matter here, you'll notice that Colton Ryan really is quite the looker. This is why we were so bummed to find out that he's never gone nude on camera before, and hasn't even appeared shirtless. Adding insult to injury, Colton doesn't post shirtless photos on Instagram either. Doesn't he know what Instagram is for!

    Sexiest Pics Of Colton Ryan To Date

    After some searching, we did discover something interesting about Colton Ryan. Ryan starred in the original Broadway hit Dear Evan Hansen before signing up for the movie. The Broadway industry publication Playbill caught up with Colton Ryan in 2017 for - of all things - his workout routine. He is very buff and sexy after all. Who wouldn't want his tip? I mean some tips?

    SEE HIS ARMPITS AND CROTCH IN THE PLAYBILL PHOTOSHOOT HERE

    In the oddly sexual pictures that accompany the Playbill article, we can see Colton's strong arms, hairy armpits, and even a decent crotch shot or two as he shows off his squatting skills!