Hollywoodstarlet Nick Jonas appears in this weekend's WWII flick Midway, and while gracing the Los Angeles premiere, he showed off some sort of unidentifiable but still scrumptious bulge in blue sink pants! Nick is swerving all the lewks here with this Golden Girls fantasy pantsuit, butfor us it's really about the bulge. What ARE you? Penis? Balls? Penisballs? My best guess is that Nick's fat cock is so long that he has to tie it up like a soft pretzel just to get it to fit into his pants, leading to this quizzical mass. Whatever the case, this hottie will have you covered in World War Goo! Yasss.