Everyone's talking about the new super bangable KFC spokesman, but he'll be the last to know, because he's what? Not real. KFC has created aVirtual Influencer Colonel to help them hawk their finger-licking good chicken, and people can't help but notice that he's finger-lickingf*uckable. Except there's like, no actual finger to lick or f*ck because he's, again, not real? You know what I mean.
Our new fake woke bae Colonel cements his status as an Instagram influencer by sporting the hashtag #secretrecipeforsuccess on a trendy stomach tattoo. His takeover of KFC's Instagram mocks the language of actual influencers, and Ad Week even says of this meta hottie:
[He shows off] an aspirational lifestyle, espousing vapid words of regrammable advice and generally enjoying all the worldly benefits that being an artificial construct has to offer.
Do you want to double tap the new Colonel, or are you scrolling past this whole weird thing? Let us know.
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