We searched long and wide to find the best head-on penis scenes! All of these scenes include erect cocks pointed directly toward our face. And like, the camera. It's really amazing just how many celebrities are willing to bare their actual erections on screen, and it's even more amazing how we can see inside of them. Because that's just how close some of these penises get to the camera! If eyes are the window to the soul, then penises are the window to the hole. At least that's what is embroidered on our throw pillow!

Well, there ain't much explaining to do here! Karl Glusman might just be the proud owner of the most famous in-your-face cock. He actually came on camera, in 3D, during a masturbation scene in the infamous Love 3D. The latest season of The Boys delivered a wild head-on penis shot in which a man shrinks down to crawl inside of another man's urethra for sexual pleasure. Same girl same!

Plus we have a ton of awesome indie actors who made quite a splash in the biz with their talent... and their pee holes. Just call us Urethra Franklin! Actually don't. Actually do!