What's in a name? A bunch of letters. But what's in these dudes' pants? Butts, penises, and balls. What's our point? We barely have one quite frankly, but it's that sometimes a name can be sexy in and of itself, and we thought long and hard to bring you the sexiest celebrity names. What makes a name sexy? It can be exotic, masculine, porny, or simply roll off the tongue in a pleasing way. Ahem.

Our original inspiration for this list was Diego Luna. He has a simply gorgeous name! But it didn't take us long to realize that there are quite a few names in Hollywood that have us making some alphabet soup in our pants, if you know what I mean.

Our research uncovered a plethora of hot names - too many for this top ten list. Some of our honorable mentions are Tom Mercier, the new twink in town Asa Germann, Gaspard Ulliel, Lukas Gage, and Manu Ríos.

Check out the gallery below for the top ten sexiest celebrity names - as well as the sexy celebrities themselves! Did we leave anyone out? Tweet us your favorite celebrity names @Mrman!