If you don't like a dude with thick eyebrows, then this conversation is kinda dead in the water. You're... free to go. Sashay away. And never return. For the rest of you, welcome! Eyebrow lovers such as myself know that there's nothing sexiest than a man with two big luscious caterpillars for eyebrows. Ultra-thick eyebrows highlight a man's sex appeal, and thankfully some of the sexiest nude dudes in Hollywood have brows worth writing homo about. If you want to see what some of the hunkiest be-browed boys have to offer under their clothes, then hit the gallery below. You can check out everyone from Colin Farrell to Dave Franco to queen B(row) herself Peter Gallagher...and his equally thick bush. Great job boys, take a brow!