TV is on fire this week! We are looking at some seriously hunky men here with buns and huge cocks galore. Let's not waste another second. Check out Mr. Man's TV Nudity Report!
Animal Kingdom
Is it just me or is this new season of Animal Kingdom looking a little straight? Hey, that's okay. I don't mind seeing straight nude scenes if it means seeing great male nudity. Kevin Csolak is standing up in one scene with his back to the camera and we are privy to his can. That is a full moon good enough to make us howl like, well, an animal.
Tom Swift
Tian Richards showed up in a sexy harness-looking thing with tight undies that show off his bulge. He is seriously so hot and everything about this scene looks right: the lighting, the outfit, the abs, the legs, the smile. I am only left with one concern: when will we be able to Tom Swiftly take Tian's clothes off?
All the Queen's Men
Jeremy Williams has a big dick. That is undeniable. We saw his huge honkin' hog in the first season of the show when he was totally naked and looking drop-dead sexy. We are two episodes into the second season and already we have seen his perky peach AND his dick. But I have a very pressing question about his dick: did it get bigger?
Seriously! I am not kidding around here. His penis looks even bigger to me now. From the side, his cock looks like Gonzo's nose. What happened? Is he fluffed? Is he using a penis pump? Is he pumping his own penis to give it this unique shape? I think I'd like to see more evidence to conclusively determine whether or not his dick has increased in peen size. I sincerely hope the season will continue delivering on his dudity.
I don't want his cock to get ALL of the fanfare. His ass is looking tight and right, too.
