It's time for some TV nudity. From cocks to shirtless hotties, these are the shows to watch on the boob tube this week that gave us some very sexy dudes to ogle. And ogle I did. Join me, won't you? Don't touch that dial, honey. But DO touch yourself!

Euphoria gives us the sexy this week when porn icon Jayden Marcos makes his mainstream TV debut in this week's most recent episode. He serves up full frontal flaccid cock as he walks out of a bathroom naked. We also get to check out his ass as he bangs actress Hunter Shafer from behind. These scenes are, in a word, euphoric!

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The Stand delivered us some hotness from Ezra Miller. The gender-bending actor bares bulge in a uniquely apocalyptic outfit in which he wears his undies and a couple of knee pads.

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9-1-1: Lone Star gave us more shirtless sexiness from star Rob Lowe. Get the Lowe-down here: