It's time for a TV Nudity Report. Who went nude on the boob tube? Well, your trusty and horny Mr. Man is here for you. Let me give you the lowdown on guys I want to go down on - er, I mean, hot guys on the TV that I want to go down on. Damnit, I said the quiet part out loud again. Oh well! I know that I am in good company with you lot. Let's check it out:
Made for Love on HBO continues to give us shirtless hunks. Billy goes shirtless again, but this episode also features Sarunas J. Jackson sans shirt. Check out that chest tattoo!
Kingdom Business is a BET series that gets down to business right away by showing Michael Beach's booty. We get to watch him get naked on a laptop cam which is still a great way to see his ass. The series is about a megachurch pastor whose family rakes in the money as Atlanta's hottest gospel recording studio. We are singing Michael's praises! Hallelujah!
Barons is an Australian show on ABC (Down Under) that is all about some Aussie pals experiencing counter-culture back in the 1960s by surfing the waves and hanging out at the beach. That's just literally what I think Australian people do all day, so this show is right up my alley - especially when I found out that there is some serious nudity in this show.
George Mason shows his ass, as does Hunter Page-Lochard. Mr. Page-Lochard should turn the page and turn around to show us his dick, but his perky peach will do in the meantime.
But that's far from all. Ben O'Toole bares booty and a pornstache while Lincoln Younes shows his FAT ass while he runs on the beach. His muscular thighs and thick glutes are making me wet - and that's not saltwater, honey.
