Just because a nude scene is weird and strange, does not mean it can't also be sexy. Sure, things don't make sense and might even make you squeamish - but if there is cock and a hot man, then I am still on board. I wanted to highlight some scenes that are exactly like that. These scenes are weird, strange, and confusing...but they are still hot!
5. David Gyasi in Carnival Row
Carnival Row has its fair share of weird scenes. That is because it is a fantastical series that features creatures and interspecies lovemaking with said creatures. One of those creatures is played by the hunky David Gyasi who is something of a horned creature with hooves. I don't care about the size of his antlers when he is sporting a round booty like that. Life is a Carnival with David's derriere out here like that!
4. Jason Jones in Detour
He's naked. He's muddy. He's doing the splits. Need I say more about Jason Jones spreading his legs in the buff in this scene while he is covered in wet mud? Granted, the splits guy is a body double. But when Jason stands up, that's all Jason!
3. Claudio Zanelli in Hyde's Secret Nightmare
This trippy Italian scene gets a little graphic because a needle is involved. If you are not a fan of needles, then you might not enjoy this scene. Or you can stop before the needles enters the scene because we see a sexy erection and we are loving it. It turns out that Hyde's secret is his thick cock!
2. Lars Eidinger in Goltzius and the Pelican Company
There are a lot of nude scenes in this movie and, to be honest, ALL of them are strange. It was hard to pick a favorite, but Lars has an erection in this scene. So that seems like a no-brainer. It's definitely not a no-boner! A ribbon gets tied around his dick and balls as if it is a present that we can dream about unwrapping. Luckily for us, this package is already unwrapped!
1. Wetlands
This famous masturbation scene in Wetlands will get you wet. At the very least, it will make you hungry! You know it, you love it: it's the scene in the movie where a group of guys stands around a pizza and jacks off onto it. This scene in this German movie is very famous on Mr. Man because it's weird, delicious, and filled with penises. What's not to love? It seems like the pizza's secret sauce is cum!
Do you want more delightfully weird nude scenes? You are in luck! Here is a playlist filled with sweet and sexy strange scenes:
