If this headline doesn't make any sense to you, you're probably in the minority. All checks out over here! Halloween is right around the corner, and on Halloween we go door-to-door meeting strangers with candy, and on the hilarious series titled Strangers With Candy, super sexy daddy Stephen Colbert let his towel slip down enough to give us a peek at his coin slot. Which - full circle - looks good enough to eat. Ta-da.

Colbert was thirty-five when he filmed his sexy scene for the Comedy Central series in 1999. Strangers With Candy stars Amy Sedaris as a middle-aged woman who returns to high school after a life of boozin' and usin'. Colbert plays a history teacher at the school and in this amazing scene he poses nude in the art classroom! If you don't think Colbert is a total zaddy you've been straight-up sleeping on perfection. Plus who could have imagined that he would have such a smooth plump butt! The real reason for the season. This iconic post. Anyway enjoy!

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