HBO's Watchmen has certainly been a show to watch with its exciting take on the classic graphic novel. Superhero vigilantes aren't the only reason to watch - we're watching because of all the male nudity! There have been dicks-a-plenty and we are living for it. However...are they all real? What's the deal with these dicks?
Tom Mison allegedly unveils his cock a few times, but it's not him. It's a body double. That's a hot body double, though. Look at the confident cock. Well, confident for the double. Tom is apparently not yet confident about showing his own, but we really long to see it. Come on, Tom!
Philip Labes is in a carnival house of mirrors does not bare dong, but he is so close. Phil, spill!
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II shows shaft, but when we zoom in we get suspicious of it. This sexy beefcake has a long nude scene in the most recent episode. He walks naked and lets us drool over his derriere for a minute before we see him from the front. However, as mentioned, zooming in on the dick brings more questions than answers. The shaft is smooth, but the pubes are a little strange looking. Is this a prosthetic glued on? According to the actor, no. Thanks to HBO's intimacy coordinator, they made sure Yahya only showed what he was comfortable showing. Apparently that was a lot of shaft and ass!
So what's going on, Watchmen? Why is there so much dick and none of the lead actors are actually showing theirs? We demand answers! And more than anything? We demand dick!
