Everyone is curious about which actors on The White Lotus used prosthetic penises for their nude scenes, especially following Jason Isaacs' surprisingly heated response to the same question during a recent interview. It's getting hot in the kitchen folks! We're here to cool things down with an exhaustive guide to the real and prosthetic penises found in all three seasons of The White Lotus. Below you will find every single scene with a penis on The White Lotus marked as either real or prosthetic.
But first, what is the controversy about fake penises on The White Lotus? Season three star Jason Isaacs was asked if he enlisted a prosthetic for his viral full frontal reveal in episode four. Offended by the question, Isaac called out a "double standard" that allows male actors to be questioned about their nude scenes while female actors garner nothing but mutual respect and reverence for their bodies. Something like that! His comments were met with backlash, and Isaacs later apologized, blaming his lack of sleep as the culprit for his outburst.
But this post isn't simply inspired by Jason and his schlong subjugation. Each season, fans wonder which penises are real and which are fake, but what they don't know is that their friends at Mr. Man have them covered. Keep scrolling for all of the dick deets, starting with the first season of The White Lotus.
Steve Zahn in Season 1, Episode 1: Prosthetic Penis
Zahn lifts up his prosthetic penis so that his wife can inspect his engorged balls.
Ep. 01x01 | 00:21:05 Steve Zahn shows Connie Britton his cock and balls while sitting on a bed in an open robe, though they're clearly prosthetic! (14 secs)
Theo James in Season 2, Episode 2: Prosthetic Penis
James admitted that it's a prosthetic penis hanging between his legs as he changes in front of Aubrey Plaza.
Ep. 02x01 | 00:36:15 Theo gets changed into a bathing suit and Aubrey Plaza tries not to stare at his amazing ass and dangling dong! (36 secs)
Stefano Gianino in Season 2, Episode 6: Real Penis
This Italian stud delivers one of the only real frontal nude scenes on The White Lotus. He plays an escort hired to sex up Jennifer Coolidge.
Stefano Gianino in The White Lotus
Ep. 02x06 | 00:57:51 Stefano Gianino makes a full frontal Nudecomer debut! Casually walking into the room in the buff to seduce Jennifer Coolidge, showing that thick uncut cock! (59 secs)
Patrick Schwarzenegger in Season 3, Episode 1: Real Penis
Schwarzenegger may be the biggest celebrity to go frontal on The White Lotus. He has neither confirmed nor denied whether or not he used a fake cock for his viral full frontal scene, but most of the world agrees that this looks like the real deal.
Patrick Schwarzenegger in The White Lotus
Ep. 03x01 | 93:55:00 The apple and apparently the schlong and ass doesn't fall far from the tree as Patrick Schwarzenegger shows us his cock and ass on a walk to the bathroom! (1 min 23 secs)
Jason Isaacs in Season 3, Episode 4: Fake Penis
Despite Isaacs' protests - or maybe even because of them - we suspect that a fake is used for this scene.
Jason Isaacs in The White Lotus
Ep. 03x04 | 00:10:00 Jason's robe gapes open and his thick (prosthetic) dick falls out, much to the chagrin of his teenage children! (20 secs)
Yuri Kolokolnikov in Season 3, Episode 5: Real Penis
There's no denying that Yuri waved his actual cock around at this crazy pool afterparty.
Arnas Fedaravicius, Yuri Kolokolnikov, Julian Kostov in The White Lotus
Ep. 03x05 | 00:39:01 The Russians are coming! At least to the pool party that is as Arnas Fedaravicius and Julian Kostov pop their shirts off to show some serious muscles, then yummy Yuri Kolokolnikov strips down entirely and flops his cock before jumping in! Manvision was a must! (46 secs)