Kieran Culkin is back on the wildly successful HBO series Succession. The fourth season premiered last night and Kieran is instantly killer on the show. Is it just me or is he also kind of hot? Yeah, his character is annoying...but he's also kind of hot? You are not alone if you think that any (or all) of the Culkin brothers are hot. In fact, you've come to the right place.
There are three Culkins in particular who have all become successful actors: Kieran, Rory, and the most famous one of all Macaulay. (They have other siblings named Dakota, Quinn, Shane, Christian, and Jennifer - that's A LOT of Culkins. But I am here to talk about those three brothers). All three of them look remarkably alike and some of them have even offered up some nudity. Which ones? Well, let me show you.
Rory first earned critical acclaim for starring in the indie coming-of-age film Igby Goes Down. He later had me wanting to go down on him when he showed his cock in 2023's Swarm. Actually...that's a body double. But he's still jacked considering how slight he is and he still has me wishing to see his penis. Maybe this wasn't the time, but I will swarm around any TV screen that promises a look at Rory's penis.
Kieran also starred in Igby Goes Down and it seemed at first that he would stay in his brothers' shadow. That is until Succession came along. Suddenly, Kieran is one of the most respected actors on TV (despite playing one of the most annoying and embarrassing characters on TV). He is amazing on Succession. He would be perfect if only he would actually go nude.
Yes, he technically did show some ass crack when he was on top for a sex scene, but it wasn't enough for my taste. He left me wanting more! He has yet to show us more so despite all of the teasings that they do on the show about the perverted dick pics that his character sends to women. Send one to us, Kieran! Please!
Finally, let's talk about the Culkin brother that will be remembered until the end of time: Mac. Macaulay Culkin became wildly famous as a child star in 90s movies and that propelled him and all of the Culkins into the spotlight until the end of time. He sort of cannot escape his child stardom which is why adult Macaulay acts in artsy projects and spends a lot of time painting in Paris or running weird projects like The Pizza Underground or a humor website.
He's an artistic dabbler and he can afford to be. Luckily, the Home Alone star treated us all to his ass when he starred in the daring film Party Monster. In one scene, he shows his ass - surprisingly thick for how slight he is. I will always appreciate an ass attack from Mac.
So those are the Culkin brothers and their nudity...so far. I won't give up on any of them going nude again. Not even Macaulay!
