The latest Euphoria is here, and everyone has one question: Who's the bottomless blonde boy in the bathroom! Sure we watch Euphoria for the harrowing teen drama, but we also watch it for the dick. You remember the locker room scene peppered with twenty-one high school teen penises, don't you? This show is known for delivering amazing celebrity nudity, and the most recent season two premiere is no different.
The named guy in the most recent episode of Euphoria is Ansel Wolf Pierce, and he has no qualms showing off his really nice uncut penis and low-hanging balls. Pierce finds Sydney Sweeney hiding out in the bathroom after hooking up with Jacob Elordi behind her boyfriend's back. Pierce is unphased by his bathroom partner, and informs her that while she is hot, he will be using the bathroom in front of her nonetheless. Finally, a gentleman!
Tyler Chase also shows his penis in the Euphoria season two premiere, but his scene just can't compare to Ansel Wolf Pierce's. Ansel stands at 6' 2" and started out as a model before falling in love with acting. With his boyish charm and bleached blonde hair, he's giving Machine Gun Kelly vibes, mixed in with some classy Joe Alwyn pedigree.
The Internet had a difficult time IDing Ansel Wolf Pierce in this scene. As of the writing of this blog post, he's still not credited on IMDB. But our penis sleuths got to the bottom of things, and we now know the identity of this gorgeous blonde boy. Ansel even took to Instagram to let the world know that a prosthetic was not used for this scene!
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We love a man who is proud of what he's packing. No word yet on whether or not this very memorable cameo will turn into a reoccurring role. We can only hope so. While we love seeing Ansel Wolf Pierce naked in this scene, we would much prefer something with a hotter context. A gay sex scene with Jacob Elordi perhaps? And throw in those twenty-one naked guys in the locker room? Crazier things have happened on Euphoria!
